who's fat in the family

the other day when i was putting on my swimmers the bean was hurrying me up and fussing around. i cast a critical eye on the whole in the mirror and sighed,
"mummy's fat."

she looked at me with a smile and said,
"nooo. mummy not fat. (pause)
daddy fat."

all can be forgiven...

p.s. i solemnly swear that i had not implanted this idea in the bean.